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What Time Is the Republican Primary Debate
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4Chan Gets Highly Sensitive Spy Report, Dismisses It as "Fake and Gay"
Shockingly, 4chan—the cherished home of aspiring internet vigilantes and/or racist piles of garbage everywhere—isn’t quite as cunning as it might have you believe. When a whistleblower published a...
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I Love These Goddamn Stock Video Baboons and So Will You
A solid meme for a Friday afternoon: Stock footage of baboons doing human things, paired with silly one-liner captions. They talk on the phone, they throw their computers, they gaze dewy-eyed into the...
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A Short Preview of President Trump's State of the Union Address
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View ArticleAnd Now, Rubber Duck Nightmare Minute
This is the sound of dozens of rubber duck souls suddenly deflating and drifting down, down, down into a subterranean cavern of horrors in which they will dwell for all time. Although they’re now...
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In Praise of Piers Morgan's Tweet Reading "I Want To Die" On Its Third...
On this day, September 2, in 2012, Piers Morgan, the then-CNN host, tweeted, simply, “I want to die.”Read more...
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Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorists Are in Love With Fall’s Hottest Benghazi Apparel
Over the course of the past few years, the Benghazi “scandal” has evolved from tragedy to right-wing conspiracy theory to internet sensation to even more insane right-wing conspiracy theory, and...
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Did You Know This Russian/Ukrainian Mail Order Bride Site Is Also the Best...
It’s a common misconception that the best blogs in the world are the Gawker Media blogs and PerezHilton.com/nicki-minaj. But that’s just plain wrong. It’s hard to believe, but there’s actually a better...
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Indulge Your Nostalgia With Five Perfect Labor Day YouTubes From the 80s and 90s
It’s Labor Day, meaning summer is symbolically if not officially drawing to a close, meaning whatever fun you’re having is probably tinged with a little wistfulness for days gone by, meaning you’re...
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The Janky World of Knockoff Kardashian Apps
You haven’t seen bad pixelated cleavage until you start looking around the off-brand junk drawer world of unauthorized Kardashian apps. Read more...
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Facebook User, Asif, Ends Friendship With Mudasir, Welcomes New "Best...
Earlier today, Daily Pakistan Global stumbled across a Facebook post unlike any we have seen before. It tells the story of Asif, who severed ties with his former best friend, Mudasir, for reasons yet...
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Did Avril Lavigne Die in 2003?: An Internet Conspiracy, Explained
“Hi fellow Avril Rangers”: This is the innocuous beginning to what is, perhaps, the best written statement on Canadian pop-punk Nickelback divorcee Avril Lavigne that the internet has ever produced....
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I Want to Stand With This Archive of 1990s Kmart Store Soundtracks on a...
Want to relive the feeling of accompanying a shopping cart down a dingy fluorescent-lit aisle, trying to decide whether to drop your allowance money on the new 98 Degrees album or the Sun-In you need...
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My Favorite Tweets From the O.J. Simpson Verdict
Twenty years ago, on October 3, 1995, former football star and popular character actor O.J. Simpson was found not guilty of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman....
View ArticleUnlike Its Subjects, The Funeral Selfie Will Never Die
Every so often, when it’s late and I’m procrastinating and everything else on the internet is suffused with vitriol and poison, I’ll type “funeral selfie” into my Twitter search bar. Pages of smiling,...
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Doomsday Group Posts FAQ to Explain Why the World Didn’t End on Time
There have been a lot of End-of-Days-to-be over the years. Y2K. Wayne Bent’s Day of Judgement. The Mayan Apocalypse. The Blood Moon Prophecy. All of which have come and gone without leaving Earth the...
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UPDATE: Facebook User, Asif, Regains Friendship With Scorned Ex-Best Friend,...
Exactly a month ago to the day, our fragile world was rocked when a Facebook user from the Gujranwala District in Pakistan announced that he was severing ties with his then-former best friend Mudasir...
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What This Artist Has Done With Landscape Photography Is Absolutely Testicles
For months, one diligent artist has toiled to make and curate a majestic collection of landscape photographs, unlike anything you’ve seen before. Were these merely pretty landscapes, Clancy Philbrick...
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The Internet's Obsessive Hunt for a Bootleg SpongeBob Movie That May Have...
A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants: The Movie, a straight-to-DVD unauthorized spoof of the Nickelodeon cartoon, appeared for sale on Amazon on November 22, 2011. Sometime shortly after that, stock of the...
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Tony the Tiger Can't Tweet Without Furries Begging Him for Sex
While most public figures have a hard time tweeting without at least one teen asking them to please sit on my face, daddy , the official Twitter account for Tony the Tiger, it seems, is dealing with an...
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The Best And Dumbest Meme Is Unfolding On The Panthers' Facebook Page
The Carolina Panthers are 7-0. But here’s something to ponder: what if the undefeated NFC South team was actually ... 6-1?Read more...
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Your Best Kazaa Memories (techno remix EXPLICIT).mp3
Back in the wild west days of file sharing, and for a moment all too brief, Kazaa reigned king. And thanks to a recently reinvigorated Twitter account, we’re reminded of the complete and utter mess...
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The Wait Is Over, Thank God, VapersCupid.com (Where Vapers Find Love) Is Now...
No more, no more, no more will the vaping community be relegated to searching for love on ordinary dating sites populated with #vapelife virgins who don’t even know how to prime. Read more...
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Tony the Tiger Turns His Back on Twitter’s Horny Furries
It’s been nearly three months since we first wrote about Tony the Tiger’s little furry problem, and it looks like the object of so many fuzzy affections has finally taken action. According to hordes of...
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